How I Got Into a Threesome
During my single days, it was hard enough to find one guy who made me want to shave my legs, let alone two. There was little reason to consider having a threesome. It would only introduce added issues: an overcrowded bed, too many body parts, too much multi-tasking. This pre-dated the Internet and Dummies books; I didn’t know the rules. Do you synchronize activities, or does someone work on a crossword puzzle while the other two connect? Who pays for dinner? Could it end with not one, but two guys, promising, “I’ll call you during the week,” and then disappearing?