Fu*k, my nippers broke

Ask someone else. I don’t work here. (at Home Depot)

Where are the Band-aids? I cut myself. (at CVS)

That dark stuff? It’s grout. (at nail salon)

My hair? It got messed up by the face mask I wear while grouting. (at hair salon)

The red on my nose? Must be from the goggles I wear while nipping.

Can’t do lunch. I have a piece I’m finishing….I know I said that last week. I’m still not done.

Consuela, did something break? …What color plate?

Why did mosaic have to be my passion? (at therapy session)